At Bay Bridge Toll:

Toll lady: Ugh! Look what she gave me.
(She pulls out a dollar bill that is cut in half)
UGH! MAN!
Me: Oh my!
Toll lady: Man! I can't believe this. Can you believe this? I can't believe this!
Me: I'm sorry.
Toll lady: Here's your change, now you go and catch her for me....